I am not cool enough to go to degree shows. I look awful in footless tights, the only time I ever tried to get an asymmetric haircut I looked like I had been dragged through a bush and square glasses just don’t suit me. But degree shows are achingly cool. Even snotty concierge service Quintessentially held a party to celebrate graduate fashion week, the Saturday Times magazine had a fashion spread of “art school chic” and the Royal College of Art have moved their show to an enormous custom-made marquee in South Kensington.